Okay, so my sister gives me a CD the other day and tells me that I just have to listen to one of the tracks on it–and that I’m going to absolutely love it. I just now got around to listening to it and well…she was right. At first, the lyrics had me thinking it was one of those songs that falls under what I call “that stupid God music.” (No offense God :)) Anyhow, the lyrics turned around quickly and by the second verse, I just couldn’t stop laughing. The lyrics are so bad–in that they’re pretty mean–but they’re hilarious as hell. Soooo, I thought I’d share them and give you all a good laugh…
ARTIST: Jaron and The Long Road to Love
TRACK: “I’ll Pray For You”
I haven’t been to church, since I don’t remember when.
Things were goin’ great, ’til they fell apart again.
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do–
He said you can’t go hatin’ others who have done wrong to you.
Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn.
Let the good Lord do His job, and you just pray for them.
I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill.
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill,
and knocks you in the head like I’d like to.
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls.
I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls.
I pray all your dreams never come true.
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you.
I’m really glad I found my way to church.
‘Cause I’m already feelin’ better, and I thank God for the words.
Yeah I’m gonna take the high road,
And do what the preacher told me to do.
You keep messin’ up, and I’ll keep prayin’ for you
I pray your tire blows out at 110.
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend,
and wake up with his and her tattoos.
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,
wherever you are honey, I pray for you.
I pray for you.
**I know, I know—I’m horrible. I can’t help myself. 🙂 But you have to admit, it’s pretty funny. People amaze me with what they come up with sometimes, they really do.
Andddd on that note, I’m going to head to bed. ‘Night all.